Every Friends Joke

Boys put  Joey-built  entertainment center for a sale. Ross reads their paper ad and asks: Ross:  Where'd you get the "finest oak east of the Mississippi"? Chandler : First tell us where you got the prettiest lace in the land. How is "prettiest lace" is connected to the "finest oak east of the Mississippi"? See comments for answers or to share yours!

Chandler is trying to convince Monica that he is good for dating. First she opens a door he trys a strange sexy voice. It's not working. The next time he couldn't come up with anything. And the third time Monica opens the door he stands on his knees saying: - Hi, I'm dorf! Your date for the evening. Monica rolls her eyes and walks away. Chandler(disappointingly): - Dorf on dating? That's good stuff! And episode ends with the laughter. So who is dorf? Why is dating him supposed to be funny? See comments for answers or to share yours!

Phoebe suggests that she'd close her eyes and point to someone, and the one, at whoever she points has to come up with something fun for them all to do, and they have to do it. Phoebe gets in the middle, closes her eyes, and starts spinning in a circle. Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler) Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker. Joey: (jumping in triumph) OH YES!!!!! Monica: Chandler! Why, all of a sudden, do you wanna play strip poker? Chandler: I think because of margaritas three, four, and nine. What does Chandler mean? See comments for answers or to share yours!

Ross has a white costume with a bow tie on. He comes to girls place to tell them something. But girls interrupt him commenting on his suit. Monica:  I like it on you even more than I did on Colonel Sanders (Ross turns to leave) Ross! I'm kidding come here. What were you gonna tell us? Rachel:  Was it how you invented the cotton gin? Ross:  Okay, goodbye. I understand that in this white suit and a bow tie Ross looks like a typical image of Fridays inventor Colonel Sanders. But how is this costume relates to "cotton gin" invention?

The guys are stuck in a wild with keys locked in a car. No one is around to help. Chandlers throughs out an empty cigarette pack on the ground. The rest of a group protests, but Chandler explains: Chandler: I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us. Why would he think that? Who is that "crying indian"?

Ross is presenting to the guys his new dartboard. Right away he invites them all over for a weekend to play darts. Ross: What do you think? Two days of darts! It'll be great! Where he pronounces R in "great" as if he was trying to say it as Russian/Italian or maybe Greek immigrant. You know that special real "rrrrrr". Why? Is that a phrase from a movie or something? *** Here is a video of the scene, so you'd know what I mean:

Ross and Rachel just broke up. Rachel  invites guys to a free event she has tickets to. They reject the invitation, because Ross had them reserved for that same night earlier. Rachel says that it's not a big deal and leaves. Everyone is upset especially Chandler. He lights up a cigarette even though he wasn't smoking for a year already. Someone knocks on a door and Chandler says: Chandler: That's great. With my luck, that's him. Phoebe:  Him? Ross? Chandler:  No, Hymn 253: "His Eyes are on the Sparrow." And here audience again laughs the laugh I don't get. What is that with this hymn?

Chandler and Joey are reading in a coffee house. Joe puts away his paper and asks Chandler: Joey: Can I see the comics? Chandler:  This is New York Times. Joey:  Okay, may I see the comics? And that is the joke. So why is that funny?