Every Friends Joke

Here is Joey in love with Phoebe's sister. Rachel: - Are you seeing her again? Joey: - Yep, lce Capades. Chandler: - This is serious. I've never known you to pay for any kind of "capade". Two questions. What is exactly an "Ice Capade"? And what is Chandler mocking about when he says his line about Joey not paying for "any kind of "capade"?

Monica reprimands Chandler for keeping at work cute, but stupid girl: - I'll take "idiots in the Workplace" for 200, Alex. It is obviously a quot. Of what?

Joey wants to know how the yesterday Ross's date went after his(Joey's) dirty talking classes. Ross is bragging: -I was unbelievable... I was the James Michener of dirty talk. Who is James Michener? And how is he related to to the dirty talking?

Monica is upset that the stoned owner of the restaurant couldn't appreciate all the food-samples she cooked for him another night. Monica : So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz. /////////////////////////////////////////////////// What does the "harsh-ed his buzz" mean?

That stoned owner of the restaurant is trying Monica 's dish samples and she comments : - These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce with just a touch of minced ... ( and before she finishes with introduction , the guy finished the food ) ... ginger . The guy : - Well , smack my ass and call me Judy ! What is that Judy - phrase about ? Is that only here to show that the guy is stoned and there is no chance for Monica 's cooking to be appriciated by him now . Or it is a common saying ?

Monica comes back from a meeting with a restaurant owner all excited about the place, where she might get a job: - He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's not too big or too small. It's just right. Chandler: - Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? What is Chandler refering to?

Phoebe is telling Rachel that the guy she brought just have had a joint: - Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja. Rachel: - I'm with you, Cheech. Who is that Cheech and why is that connected with joints?

Chandler after Joey's "surprise double-date" ends up with Janice AGAIN. He doesn't know to dump her for a 3rd time in a row and he suffers being around her. So on the St. Valentine's day Janice comes to meet Chandler at the coffee house. Janice: -I brought you something. Chandler with the voice of hope: -Is it loaded? What does he mean by that? What could be "loaded" so everyone knows what he means here?

Joey is sharing with Chandler his thoughts about long distance relationships: - I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.... After a pause, Chandler goes: - Are they end-to-end, or tall, like pancakes? What does it mean "end-to-end, or tall, like pancakes"?

Joey suggests Chandler and himself to bunk up, while guests are taking both of guys' rooms for a night. Chandler is not happy and as always can't help but comments: - Oh, bunking up. If you smell s'mores, don't be alarmed. What are those "s'mores"? There is no such thing in a dictionary.

Guys are advising Ross to go and make his move on Rachel, while she just got angry with Paolo. Joey: - She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo. Chandler supports: - My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You' re there for her. Why is Chandler stressing out the fact that Joey is his "Catholic friend"? Does it have anything to do with Joey mentioning "anti-Paolo" combination?